Fuck You, Penguin

I recently saw this on EVERYTHINGYOULOVETOHATE and I had to take a closer look. I am glad I did because the Fuck You, Penguin blog is hilarious. Some guy is basically taking random animals and shitting on them, figuratively, of course. I personally liked the Prairie Dog post. I don't know why he does it but I just bookmarked the blog. Check it.

"Someone Get This Fat Fuck A Carrot

Hey Prairie dog, I didn't realize donuts were native to the grasslands of North America! You're so fat, you make a capybara look like an African pygmy mouse!

Seriously, though, Prairie dog. You are really fat. This makes it very difficult for me, because the fact that your feet aren't touching the ground and your arms are kind of hanging down on your fat folds is fucking cute as shit. Am I supposed to feel bad for you? Is this what you wanted, Prairie dog? Damn you and your scheming ways."